Lawyer’s Funeral
A man reluctantly attends his laywer’s funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.
“Why are you all at this lawyer’s funeral?” he asks.
A man turns towards him and says, “We”re all clients.”
“And you ALL came to pay your respects?”
“No, we came to make sure he was really dead.”
Bzzzzzzz… Bzzzzzz
Jehkay oct06-? has posted a strangely realistic Fly, though it does look a little mechanical.
Stock Market Simulation – Spring Session
Well, the deadline for the Democrat and Chronicle Stock Market Simulation (SMS) is set for February 16. Trading dates will be from the 2nd of March to the 17th of may. The SMS is an excellent opportunity to learn about the Stock Market and is a lot of fun.
Some features of the SMS:
- A program that fits your class schedule
- Make trades via Internet or Fax to a toll-free number
- Statewide competitions
- Great learning opportunity and teaching tool
Winners for CCCIV Posted
The Classic Castle admins have completed the difficult task of judging many excellent castle creations in a variety of categories and have posted the winners, here.
Some of my favorites include the Medieval Rope Bridge, The Barracks, and the Castle Interiors – Throne room and Kitchen.
Dark Chocolate M&M’s
Wow. It took them a while.
Monkeys love… Science!?
According to this awesome little LEGO Creation, a monkey’s favorite subject… is science!? Yep, science, not math. S-c-i-e-n-c-e not m-a-t-h. But I digress. Michael Jasper has posted an excellent MONKEYS! creation, featuring Charles Darwin.
